The Toes ... The Talent!
As we all know, the toes are capable of conveying a staggering array of emotions with a simple twitch or flex. Here we have examples of the toes emoting like good 'uns.
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Vulnerable
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Embarrassed
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Envious
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Sad
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Angry
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Cowardly
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Nostalgic
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Hamlet
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Please note: the webmistress is not in contact with Daniel's Toes. After many enquiries it would appear that they do not have an agent, unlike Daniel's Eyebrows which possess an Equity card. Fan mail can be sent care of:
Bare Danny Toes
C/O Stargate SG1 Productions
2400 Boundary
Rd.
Burnaby, BC V5M 3Z3
CANADA
Tips:
1. Don't use crayon not even if it's purple and non-toxic.
2. Sign your own name. Signing yourself as someone else is not a good idea particularly if they are famous or work for the studio or both.
3. Don't send underwear not even if it's clean.
4. Using postage stamps is a good idea.
5. Covering yourself in bubblewrap and brown paper and sending yourself by Air Mail is a bad idea. Sea mail/Surface Mail is a very bad idea.
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* except the ones who don't get the joke and take it too seriously.