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There have been many toes in the history of film and television, many feet that have graced the silver screen, that have wandered and wiggled their way across TV screens. Never before were there...
BARE DANNY TOES!
BDT: The Heart & Sole of SG-1!
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Welcome to The Toe Zone, home page of The Toek'ra, where silliness abounds because The Toek'ra have but one goal.
Two! There are two goals!
1. Have fun
2. Demand More Bare Danny Toes to accentuate his Vulnerability. Yes, verily, we will nag TPTB to give us what we want. Pelting them with Jaffa cakes and pointing out Moments of Toe and yelling "Woohoo! Yippee!" is considered Acceptable Behaviour. Hey, this is serious stuff! Drooling is permissable but only when the Owner of the Bare Danny Toes has been wrapped in a fluffy blanket and had his hair ruffled, preferably by Jack, but any of the main characters is acceptable.
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Attention Toek'ra operatives. It has come to our attention that fluffy towels and fluffy blankets are 'going missing'. This is not acceptable. Excuses of 'he's a cute little snuggly wuggly cutie-toes and he needed cosseting' will be given the curled lip and mean glare treatment. |
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Hair ruffling is not the job of operatives. We WILL NOT DISCUSS last week's unfortunate incident in which Toek'ra operatives broke into the SGC and ruffled Danny's hair, which resulted in a decidedly rumpled look for Daniel in Ascension. While it was undeniably a cute look for TWTID, this must cease. Toek'ra operatives must curb their very natural impulses and keep their mitts off Danny. Anyone not complying with this regulation will have their chocolate rations taken away and all fluffy blankets, towels and Body Shop Peppermint Foot Lotion confiscated |
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"They worship and fantasize about Danny's toes. Just keep walking and don't make eye contact. :)"
~ Ranger Bob, 2001
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Site spawned July/August 2001