What We Know About Teal'c...Up to Season 4

by Adi

Season 1

Meets Jack O'Neill and goes with him to Earth to fight Goa'uld oppression! (Anyone else think we should know a little more about what happened in the blank space?) [Children Of The Gods]**

Killed by Apophis after proclaiming 'Tel Shak a Mel. I die free!' and was subsequently brought back to life (not by Apophis). [The Nox]

Almost got stuck on Cimmeria (P3X-974) because of an Asgard device called Thor's Hammer, which would have killed the Goa'uld larva inside him. He was saved when Daniel destroyed said device and allowed him to leave. [Thor's Hammer]

Returned to Chulak to save his son, Rya'c, from being implanted with a Goa'uld Larva and therefore losing his immune system and becoming dependent on the Goa'uld. Unfortunately Rya'c was sick and therefore Teal'c had to give him his own larva so that he would survive. He was saved by Sam and Daniel who stolen a larva for study and instead gave it to him. [Bloodlines]

Was put on trail for murder, found guilty but was forgiven and released. [Cor-Ai]

Season 2

Returns once more to Chulak to save his son that had been kidnapped and brainwashed by Apophis, brings his son back only to discover that he has a fake tooth with poison inside to kill all life on earth. Manages to deprogram Rya'c and sends him and his mother to The Land Of Light. [Family]

Gets stung by a "big, huge, ugly, honking bug" and has his DNA get changed into the insects DNA and so becomes host to the bugs offspring. He runs away when Maybourne tries to turn him into his newest science experiment, during his escape he removes his larva (not a good thing). Sam and Janet save it for him. A cure is found by a doctor that we never see again and Teal'c makes a new friend. Awww. [Bane]

Gets body switched with Jack and almost shaves Jacks head. Get put in his rightful body (and what a lovely body it is) by Sam (I won't say it I won't say it I won't say it!). [Holiday]

Gets sent back in time to 1969 (Bryan Adams anyone?), returns safely (we won't mention the afro) [1969]

Returns once again to Chulak (for an outlaw he sure spends a lot of time there) to raise an army. Saves Sam, Daniel and Jack from the evil clutches of Hathor (they had to kill her? I love redheads!) and returns to Earth. [Out of mind/Into the Fire]

Season 3

Gets accused of being in league with the devil and is given the water test where he is submerged for a long long time, but thanks to Junior lives. (You know for something most consider a nuisance if not a danger Junior is a lot of help). [Demons]

Kills Sha're. [Forever in a Day]

(Takes someone a little to seriously and) Goes to hell with SG1 to rescue Jacob. [Jolinar's Memories/Devil You Know]

Helps save Earth from an alien invasion (again) by playing S/M games with Janet while Sam tells off Maybourne and shoots her commanding officers (well the aliens that look like them anyway). [Foothold]

Season 4

Not going to mention how Teal'c helped save the world once more . . . ok so not Earth . . . ok so maybe not a world. But he helped save Thor and that counts! And therefore we shall forgive him the blond worm, which he called a beard. [Nemesis/Small Victories]

Helps an old girlfriend who says she can communicate with her Goa'uld larva (OK a fully grown one) and had taught it right from wrong (throwing out old batteries wrong, telling all of the Goa'uld secrets right) and wanted to join the Tok'ra. Teal'c learned to communicate with his own larva and saw his father's death (explain to me HOW?!). Later Sho'nac was murdered, by the now hosted ex-larva who apparently was as lying and manipulative as his forbearers. Teal'c wants to seek revenge (and rightly so!) but the Tok'ra decide that it would be a good idea if Tanith (the newest Goa'uld) would be kept alive to feed false info to the system lords . . . (Once you see the logic of it you can never go back grrrr!) [Crossroads]

Gets stuck in a time loop where he learns Latin, golf, to juggle and repeatedly gets knocked on the head with an opening door. [Window of Opportunity]

Goes to Russia, learns the joy of sky diving, gets taken over by an alien entity (well it was his turn wasn't it?). [Watergate]

Gets kidnapped and has memory erased . . . gets called Tor for a whole episode. [Beneath The Surface]

Discovers the joys of the Magic Fingers bed . . . gets call Murray for a whole episode. [Point of No Return]

Test pilots a death glider/big plane hybrid, discovers that a homing device had been placed in it and would take him to Apophis' home world . . . in a few hundred years. [Tangent]

Has to go fishing with O'Neill . . . . (gets treated for Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome after developing a obsession with fish that aren't there) [The Curse]

Once more into the breach, or rather Chulak. Our lovely warrior Teal'c is trying to form a resistance on Chulak where he is captured by Heru'ur's spy type dude. He is torture but reveals nothing! He is then traded and sent over to Apophis, but our hero's intercept the ring transport and save him. [The Serpent's Venom]

Gets to shoot Jack for that fishing trip! [Prodigy]

Watched as his clone kills Chronos! [Double Jeopardy]

Alternate/Dream/Future/clone Teal'c's

Leads an attack against earth. [There but for the Grace of God]

Gets sent on a mission and gets killed [Absolute Power]

Helps change timeline so that humans would not become extinct. [2010]

Kills Chronos. [Double Jeopardy]

** Adi got her wish with season 5 episode Threshold. :-)