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A Day In My Life by Junior the Mighty Symbiote
0630 Wake up Teal'c with vigorous wriggling. Do not play with exterior symbiote - this causes other symbiote to swell with anger.
0640 Rubdown by Jaffa Teal'c to remove dead skin
0650 Shower with Jaffa Teal'c. That new 'no tears' formula shampoo is good stuff. Must remember to take some back to Chulak when I've outgrown my Jaffa and become absolute ruler of everyone and everything.
0700 Massage with oil by Teal'c. Note to self: Do not make pleased sounds when others are in the room as this seems to provoke amusement and ridicule.
0725 Pop out and and rub up against someone to embarrass Jaffa Teal'c. Note to self: make sure the someone isn't a six feet six inch marine with strong hands. Ouch.
0735 Consume breakfast of baked beans and scrambled eggs via Teal'c's digestive system.
0750 Alleviate 'wind' in Jaffa Teal'c's digestive system. Make discontent known - yet again. Suggest cereal to Jaffa Teal'c.
0900 Prepare for departure through the stargate. Wormholes are so cool. (Note to Self: Remove the word cool from vocabularly as it is not a fitting word for a future system lord. Kill O'Neill.
1030 Hauled out of comfy pouch by enraged Goa'uld torturing Teal'c. Note to self: Start taking names
1600 Finally complete repairs to self and Jaffa Teal'c. Note to self: Start looking for a less heroic and stupidly self-sacrificing Jaffa.
2200 Jaffa Teal'c finally ends Kel-no-reem session - after six hours. *Boring*. Note to self: Ask Jaffa Teal'c about getting us a TV and DVD player. Suggest to Jaffa Teal'c he get a life.
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