Dear Junior...aka

Tau'ri Submission

The page where Pomes and Letters to The Mighty Symbiote by Lowly Tau'Ri are shared with other Lowly Tau'Ri like yourself.

If any Pathetic Human has something to say that is worthy of Junior's attention and is immensely flattering (but truthful given how Magnificent and Lengthy Junior is) such scribblings can be sent to Junior at:

Junior@ankh.freeserve.co.uk

Pome to Junior by Grovelin' Goo

Author's note: Junior, a friend who begged me to leave him anonymous in awe of your awesomeness asked me to send this to you.  It is apparent even the lowly scientific serfs of the Tau'ri have had their lives enriched by knowledge of the True Godlike Junior.

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Junior, we know you's so mighty,

Before the sting of your sharp bite-y

Thou fearsome, powerful snake.

Oh Junior, thou amongst Goa'uld

Will rise like cream in milk.

Your host awaits your potent fangs,

His neck as smooth as silk!

Junior, snake of greatest virtue,

Foes quail before your squeal!

Waiting for the dreaded day you

Macerate O'Neill.

Most handsome among all the snakes,

Great of girth and length,

We'll wait as many years as it takes,

While you do gain in strength.

Meanwhile snuggle safely in Teal'c's belly,

Lowly though the berth,

And know that out here we snake fans,

Do know just what you're worth!

Rock-a-bye Shol'va by the Blessed Babs

Author's note: I got inspired by the pomes  and in the chat someone suggested I should share. I hope the Great and Powerful Junior won't be offended by my insolence.

Could he please be merciful when he takes over the Universe?

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Rockaby Shol'va, Staff weapon high,

When I peek out the pouch I see Tauri go by,

When I'll get  mature, they are in for a ball,

I'll take the cute one as host and then I'll kill them all!